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The Ladybird Book of the Mid-Life CrisisDESCRIPTION : THE PERFECT GIFT for people who ride their Harleys to work while wearing guyliner and winklepickers, even in freezing temperatures. __________________________________ Jason's mid life crisis started one Sunday morning in B&Q when he spotted a tub of boat varnish. 'I will never own a boat,' he thought to himself. Jason has never wanted to own a boat. But now, not owning one is all he can think about.' __________________________________
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★★★★★ 5
Lotion is more than I expected! It’s amazing!
LOVE this lotion! Already bought my 2nd bottle and about to order another one.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Smells good
This product came destroyed the bottle was all busted up I still am using it but I had to move it to a different bottle because of the way that it came it smells good that's all I can really say about it
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Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Would buy again
I love this stuff. It’s good value for money.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Heaven in a bottle!
This stuff smells absolutely amazing! Soaks into the skin with no greasy aftermath & my tattoos love it! My new favorite lotion!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Smells great
Smells great and feels good on your skin
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Reviewed in the United States on September 5, 2025
